| Lads Army are... | |
| Major
"Jimbo" Perring
A.K.A. "Leader" |
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| Corporal "Jules" Perring | |
| Private "Aff" Wells | |
| Sergeant Major "Ru" Reader | |
| Lance Corporal "Pal" Roberts | |
| Private "Porn Video" Scanlan | |
| Private "Wonky Eye" Bigg | |
| Private "Sherbert" O'Byrne | |
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Private
"Hinge" Medd
Private "Brackett" Westwood |
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Private "Simmo" Sim |
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Private "Yup Yup" Glenister |
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Private "Frosty" Frost |
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Sergeant "Cromo" Crompton |
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Private "Phalix" Jalowik |
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Private "Bry" Trainor |
| Note: Darker camouflage T-shirts were 2004 standard issue. The lighter, dessert colour T-shirts have been standard issue since 2005. Also Major Jimbo quit smoking some time ago. Leader's photo above was taken 2004 hence the fag. Don't do it kids, it's not big or clever! | |